
OK ... so, I haven't written in a while which means that I am either (a) a really lame blogger; (b) possibly so busy having crazy-exciting adventures to blog; or (c) someone who doesn't have a whole lot to say! You pick, but here goes.
There has actually been a lot happening in my family and my life over the last several months. But, tonight I want to talk about my uterus. My doctor performed a exorcism on my uterus. There is absolutely no other way to explain it. It seems that a nasty fibroid measuring about 8 centimeters took up residence in my pelvic cavity and attached itself to my uterus. As such, I named it Brutus. I have to laugh because I was reading a message board called HysterSisters where a group of women were comparing their fibroid sizes. Oh yes ... you men may want to compare your, ahem, "manhood" and us ladies will just compare our fibroids. Anyway, the message board was very entertaining and the ladies began to compare the names that they had all given to their fibroid. I found this really funny because you do feel compelled to name it. It feels like this living being inside of you doing war with your body with malicious intent! One lady noted that everyone had given their fibroid a male name ... curious.
So, I went to the hospital on April 15th and had Brutus forcefully removed. The doctor decided to not just take out Brutus, but the whole set of plumbing ... both ovaries, etc. The surgery itself was interesting in that she didn't do a big incision like ladies get when they have a ceasarian section. Rather, she did it laporoscopically ... sorry about that lousy spelling. This has made the recovery much, much easier than it otherwise would have been. The whole experience was crazy. When I woke up, I was in crazy pain and the nice nurse started pumping me with morphine. Nice! Morphine = Good. Did you know that in Britain that they don't give patients narcotics for pain? They view narcotics as bad. I have no idea what they give you. Perhaps that's why it is necessary for the Brits to maintain that stiff upper lip.
Anyway ... I'm about 2 weeks out from my surgery and the recovery is going pretty much like clockwork. I still have discomfort and get tired pretty easy, but for the most part I'm feeling pretty good. I'm really happy to know that Brutus has left the building. Perhaps I will write a children's book about the whole experience. On second thought, maybe not.